things you can’t help but think about

Is it that wrong to…

• Wish you were only very, very slightly disabled so you can get better parking spots and bigger toilets…

• Wonder what level of satisfaction could actually be achieved by “accidentally” running over that pedestrian who purposefully walks across a zebra crossing like an arthritic geriatric just to slow you down…

• Actually want to swim in a huge tub of dark chocolate…

• Send back your restaurant food without the fear of having it returned with added ‘nutrients’, courtesy of the acne faced lad with flaming RED CURLY hair…

• Hear your flat mate coming up the stairs, knowing she has been at the gym, but running into the shower so you take the last of the hot water even though you’ve done jack-crap all day and don’t really need one…

• Keep borrowed items and allowing people to think they had lost them…

• Hysterically laugh at people who spectacularly STACK it in front of you…

• Keeping letting stinkers go during really sad or intense moments while in the cinema...

And the list could go on and on...